THIS IS LIKE A GODDAMN DAD JOKE
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
Viserys Targaryen is the true hipster king
because he wore his crown
Some will come to the rescue while summer destined to be drinks.